GIV Ä FUQ helped me break the cycle of yo-yo dieting and falling back into old habits. It showed me what I’m capable of, helped me overcome obstacles I didn’t even realise were there, and taught me how to stay accountable without being hard on myself. The impact has gone far beyond fitness — it’s changed the way I approach life.”
Carla A
After 30 days of GIV Ä FUQ
You’ve hit your daily non‑negotiable more days than you’ve ducked it ✅
You’re not “starting again Monday” for the 47th time – you’re already in motion ✅
When you go quiet, someone actually calls you on your sh*t instead of letting you slide ✅
Ready to stop starting over?
By week 2, showing up starts to feel normal again
Sound Like You?
You don't have a motivation problem. You have a consistency problem.
This is for you if:
🏋️ You're chasing a fitness or mobility goal that keeps getting buried under "I'll start Monday"
💼 You're building a side-hustle or small business and need someone to make sure you actually show up for it
🧠 Your brain needs external pressure to fire — apps don't cut it, reminders get snoozed, but a real human in your inbox? That works.
If you've ghosted every goal tracker, every habit app, and your own best intentions — GIV Ä FUQ was built for you.
WE GIV Ä FUQ ABOUT YOUR GOALS / WE GIV Ä FUQ ABOUT YOUR GOALS / WE GIV Ä FUQ ABOUT YOUR GOALS /
HOW GIV Ä FUQ WORKS
01
DEFINE YOUR ONE NON‑NEGOTIABLE
Fill in a short intake form with your goal and one clear daily non-negotiable action. No discovery call, no small talk.
(THE 3-STEP CHECK-IN LOOP)
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WE MESSAGE. YOU CHECK IN
We message in the morning. Once you’ve done your daily non-negotiable, you check in with a quick WhatsApp message — “done”, “smashed it”, or whatever you’d actually say
03
WE KEEP YOU ON THE WAGON
Your daily check-ins lock in that “nailed it” dopamine loop and keep you moving. If you fall off the check-in wagon, we’ll chase you in the DMs for up to 3 days. Day 3 silent = service pauses. Day 10 silent = service ends
WHY GIV FUQ?
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Because reminder apps don't care if you show up. AI doesn't notice when you go quiet. And automated services don't chase you down when you're about to bail on yourself.
We do.
This is real WhatsApp contact, a real human in your inbox every morning, ready to call you on your sh*t. That kind of real-person pressure creates the kind of accountability that actually sticks. You can snooze an app. You can't snooze a person who's already seen your check-in history.
And the rules? They exist for a reason. The 3-day and 10-day ghost policy means your goals have a heartbeat — you either stay in the game or you get reminded that sitting out has consequences. No more letting yourself off the hook quietly.
Real interaction. Real pressure. Real results.
We Giv A Fuq about your important sh*t
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You don't need another course. You don't need another planner, another productivity app, or another promise to start Monday. You need to actually follow through on what you already know matters. That's what GIV Ä FUQ is for.
if inconsistency is costing you momentum every week, £59/month is cheap
Pricing
£59/month
✅ Daily WhatsApp check-in — every single morning
✅ Real human accountability — not a bot, not an app
✅ 3-day chase if you go quiet — we don’t let you disappear
✅ No long calls, no fluff — just results
✅ Cancel anytime. No contracts. No BS.
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Less than £2 a day — that’s less than your morning coffee to have a real human in your corner, every single day.
SUCCESS UNDER PRESSURE
“GIV Ä FUQ gave me the accountability and push I needed to finally take action. Since working with them, I’ve qualified as a personal trainer, started teaching my own fitness classes, and launched my surf coaching business. It helped me stop doubting myself, stay consistent, and believe in what I was capable of becoming.”
Anna S
"Before GIV Ä FUQ I’d spend weeks ‘researching’ my next move and talking a big game, then do nothing. Having someone in my WhatsApp every day asking if I’d actually done the one thing I said I would ripped that pattern apart. In the last month I’ve sent the emails I’d been putting off for a year, finished my website, and finally launched the service I kept ‘perfecting’ on paper. It’s made flaking on myself feel way more uncomfortable than just doing the work.”
JAMES R
GIV Ä FUQ
FAQ
What if I miss a day?
Tell the truth. We adjust, we don't vanish. If you go completely silent, we follow up for up to 3 days. Day 3 = service pauses. Day 10 = service ends.
Is this therapy or medical advice?
No. This is accountability coaching only. It does not replace therapy, medical care, or crisis support. If you are struggling, please speak to a qualified professional.
How do I get started?
Click the button, fill in the 2-minute intake form, follow the payment link and watch out for a WhatsApp message confirming your start date.
How do I cancel my subscription?
You can manage or cancel your subscription using our billing portal here: https://billing.stripe.com/p/login/6oU4gz3LE2rR6Ke9kxcQU00
If you cancel before your next billing date, you’ll keep access until the end of your current paid month and won’t be billed again.
Is this a recurring subscription?
Yes — your subscription renews automatically each month until you cancel it through the billing portal